Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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