THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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