You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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