Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
