so explain again why im purple
no
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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