i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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