a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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