Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
worst night to have a conscience
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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