the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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