Can Purell be used as lube?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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