nut hugger
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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