You surviving the open bar?
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How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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