Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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