Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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