At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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