I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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