I wanna bring you to show and tell
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
