If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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