Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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