Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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