Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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