sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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