big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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