This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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