D3 body, D1 cock
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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