I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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