I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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