At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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