Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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