kristin has been a bad kristin
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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