i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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