Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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