I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
A bitchslap is in order.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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