I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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