My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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