Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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