What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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