you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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