is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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