So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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