Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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