thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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