We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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