didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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