Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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