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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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