So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
