I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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