It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just gargled with NyQuil
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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