ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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