I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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