people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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