those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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