Girls should come with a carfax report
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
MIDGETS
????
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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