Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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