Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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